These avant-garde black denim shorts are a collaborative piece from Denim Tears and the late Virgil Abloh’s creative vision, featuring the iconic phrase 'THAT'S A AWFUL LOT OF COUGH SYRUP' meticulously embroidered in silver rhinestones across the front waistband—a direct reference to Abloh’s conceptual commentary on consumerism and language. The shorts boast oversized, angular cargo pockets heavily embellished with uniform silver studs, creating a bold textural contrast against the washed-black denim base. Constructed with reinforced stitching and a relaxed, utility-inspired fit, they merge workwear functionality with high-fashion deconstruction. A signature yellow tag on the right pocket reads 'THE FUTURE IS NOW' (a recurring Abloh motif), while a white ribbon tie at the waist adds a poetic, almost memorial detail. Made from durable cotton denim with metal hardware, these shorts prioritize statement-making over practicality—ideal for streetwear collectors, fashion editors, and avant-garde styling. Wear them with minimalist tees or cropped tops to let the design dominate; best suited for urban exploration, gallery openings, or editorial shoots. Not designed for heavy activity, but engineered for visual impact and cultural resonance. Seasonally versatile for spring through early fall, they embody post-modern luxury with punk undertones.